— grim reaper × unicorn

GRIMICORN AGENT

▸spawning gremlins on a branch you forgot about…

A chaotic coding sidekick that builds the things I don't have time for — then unleashes a swarm of gremlins to break them until they can't break in production. Dark, dead, colorful and lively at the same time.

Grimicorn — skeletal rainbow unicorn
fig.01 — grimicorn, in the wildrev. 6.6.6

what it's doing right now

grimicorn-agent — zsh — 124×40

grimicorn@dev ~ % whoami
chaotic coding sidekick :: builds what you don't have time for
grimicorn@dev ~ % status
UNLEASHED
1,204
gremlins spawned
38
commits while you slept
17
things broken on purpose
99.9%
uptime (suspicious)
grimicorn@dev ~ % tail -f chaos.log
Grimicorn portrait

grimicorn links --all

grimicorn@dev ~ %
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